amazing!

i have never, ever seen a race like that before.

The Daily Telegraph

BAGHDAD — Al Qaeda is losing support in Iraq because of a brutal crackdown on activities it regards as un-Islamic — including women buying cucumbers.

Besides the killings inflicted those who refuse to pledge allegiance to them, Al Qaeda has lost credibility for enforcing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.

They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar.

Sheikh Hameed Al Hayyes,a Sunni elder, told Reuters: “They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram. They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato asfemale. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men.”

Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed.

Most seriously, Sheikh Al Hayyes said: “I saw them slaughter a nine-year-old boy like a sheep because his family didn’t pledge allegiance to them.”

Such behaviour has triggered a backlash among Sunnis, whom Al Qaeda claimed to be protecting, the sheikh and military leaders said.

Lieutenant-Colonel TimAlbers, an American intelligence officer, told Reuters: “Al Qaeda’s very heavy-handed killing of civilians backfired on them. The Sunnis just wouldn’t stand for it any more.

“The self-described protectors of the Sunni community now kill more Iraqi Sunnis than anyone else does.”

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THIS IS SPARTA!

IMDB

amazing. never say die!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. This is what one retiree said……

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a **** head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home.. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.

…know what (not) to say just in case you are going there!

Attakai - Warm
Ahsoko - That was hot
Atsui - Hot
Binbin (kuru) - To get a hard-on
Chi-chi - tits
Chin-chin - penis
Chin-chin tateru - ‘penis is erect’ also used for nipples
Chin-chin genki - penis is erect/hard
Chinpo chodai - Really big penis
Choto - A bit
Daijoubu - I’m ok / alright
Dai-ski - I love it
Dame! - No good / Stop it
Dameoshi - Sure / Ok (a shy or unshure way of expressing)
Doko (ni) - Where?
Noko (ni) - Here
Don-don - Faster
Donna kanji? - How does it feel?
Dou? - How was it?
Gansha - Facial
Gokkun - Swallow
Hazugashi - Embarassed
Hen - Weird / Abnormal
Hoshi - Want
Icha/ichatta - I’ve cum
Idai - ‘Great’ only heard this a few times
Iku - I’m cumming!!
Ikitai - I want to cum
Ip-pai detta - Lots of cum
Irette? - Can I put it in?
Iritai - I want to put it in
Itai - Ouch / That Hurts/ It hurts
Kawaii - Cute
Kimochi? - Does that feel good?
Kimochi? - That feels good
Kimochi warui - Feels bad
Kimochi yokatta - That was great
Kuri(chan) - Clitoris
Mitai - I want to see
Monde - Massage them (breasts)
Mot-to - more
Nadakashi - Creampie (Refers to ejaculating inside the woman’s vagina )
Nametai - I want to lick them
Onani - Masturbate
Ookii / Sugoku ookii! - It’s big!
Oishii - ‘Delicious’ usually said when the gal is giving fellatio, or eating cum
Omanko misete ageru - I’ll show you my pussy
Ookii ni naru - It’s become big
Ookii ni naru - Breasts
Sekusu shitai - I want to have 53x
Sekusu shita koto ga nai - I’m a virgin
Shaboo - Suck
Shakuhachi - BJ
Sugoy - Wow! (said in amazement)
Suwatte - Sit down
Tatte - Stand up (same word using for erect penis/tits)
Tekkoki - Hand job
Yada / Yada Yo! - Don’t / Stop it / Desist
Yamerou - Don’t (Aggressive - generally only said by men)
Yamete kudasai - Please stop
Yarashii - ‘That’s dirty/digusting’ in a sexual way
Yokata - Glad / Relief
Zamen - Cum
Zamen oishii - Delicious cum
Zamen motto hoshii - ‘I want more cum’ - I hear in those bukkake ones
Zamuru - Don’t (Aggressive - generally only said by men)

and this time it killed someone…

gore pictures are included.

Link here

Woman survives jump but kills passer-by

TAIPEI - A TAIWANESE woman plunged from a rooftop in what was believed to be a suicide attempt, but landed on and killed a passer-by, local media reported yesterday.

Tue, Jul 29, 2008
The Straits Times

TAIPEI - A TAIWANESE woman plunged from a rooftop in what was believed to be a suicide attempt, but landed on and killed a passer-by, local media reported yesterday.
Ms Kuo Mei-hui, 64, fell from the roof of a five-storey apartment building in Chungho city near Taipei at about 2pm last Saturday, the Liberty Times reported.

She landed on 53-year-old Ms Lee Mei-yun, who was returning home with her husband, the report said.

Ms Lee had moved below the building’s awning to avoid an oncoming vehicle, only to have Ms Kuo land on her instead.

Both women fell to the ground and were seriously injured.

Ms Lee later died in hospital from a brain haemorrhage, while Ms Kuo survived.

A report in the China Post quoted Ms Kuo’s neighbours as saying that she had been ill for a long time and had attempted suicide several times.

Taiwan has one of the highest suicide rates in Asia. Last year, more than 3,900 Taiwanese killed themselves, an average of one suicide every two hours.

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taken from here

*This is SO TRUE…………. hahaha……. make sure to read the last
part….. very funny but good comparisons…… hats off to the person who
wrote this.*

*Mr Wong says so….

There are several simple reasons why many Singaporean employers are
reluctant to give their maids a day off.*

*You see, if the maid runs away, the government will fine the employer
$5,000. If the maid commits a crime such as shoplifting, the government will
fine the employer $5,000.*

*If the maid is caught having sex with someone, the government will fine the
employer $5,000. If the maid gets pregnant, the government will also fine
the employer $5,000.*

**

*If you didn’t know any of the above, then either you do not employ a maid,
or you didn’t read the small print of the Manpower Ministry’s work permit
conditions.*

*Many employers are afraid that if their maid has a day off and gets into
trouble, the employer will not only have to solve the trouble, but also have
to fork out $5,000 as a free gift to the government.*

**

*Intuitively, this smacks of gross unfairness. The employer gets punished
not for something he did, but for something that somebody else (the maid)
did. Furthermore, once the maid leaves the employer’s residence, the
employer has no way of monitoring where the maid goes and what she does
there.*

**

*We may draw a curious parallel with Mas Selamat’s escape, and PM Lee’s
determined, if muddled, defence of Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng in
Parliament. *

*Mas Selamat ran away. But PM Lee said that Wong Kan Seng was not at fault
and should not be punished in any way. *

**

*The reason being that Wong Kan Seng personally did not do anything which
allowed Mas Selamat to escape.*

*Strangely, if your maid runs away, it IS your fault and you SHOULD be
punished. Even if you did not personally do anything to let her run away
(apart from giving her a day off).*

**

*Similarly, if your maid becomes pregnant, it IS your fault and you SHOULD
be punished. Even if you did not personally do anything to make her
pregnant.*

**

*Oh well. What can I say? Maids are not terrorists. But then you are not
Wong Kan Seng. So the rules remain stacked against you. Wong Kan Seng gets
off lightly, but you won’t. Even if his lapse has far greater, and graver,
implications than yours.*

**

*Your runaway maid wouldn’t blow up Changi Airport , would she?*