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		<title>Who is the Stig? The answer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[taken from here


Top Gear test driver The Stig has been unmasked as professional stuntman and    Le Mans racer Ben Collins.





Ben Collins


For years the identity of The Stig has been a closely guarded secret, but    Collins – who has previously competed in Formula Three, Le Mans, GT and   [...]]]></description>
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<h2>Top Gear test driver The Stig has been unmasked as professional stuntman and    Le Mans racer Ben Collins.</h2>
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<p>For years the identity of The Stig has been a closely guarded secret, but    Collins – who has previously competed in Formula Three, Le Mans, GT and    NASCAR – has apparently outed himself to staff at a Bristol gallery.</p>
<p>The 33-year-old let his secret slip when he asked them to help him produce a    limited-edition print of The Stig in action.</p>
<p>Gallery owner Simon Whitehead, 27, said: &#8220;I was absolutely amazed when he    said he was The Stig, it was quite a big thing in a weird way.&#8221;</p>
<p>Builder Jason Goody, 21, also discovered The Stig&#8217;s identity when he did some    work at Collins&#8217; home and found the famous white suit and gloves on display    in a cabinet.</p>
<p>Other fans of Top Gear, presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and    James May, have been closing in on Collins in recent months. One YouTube    clip shows The Stig, in full disguise, talking with a Bristol accent to a    foreign TV crew – and then cuts to Collins sounding very similar.</p>
<p>Collins, from Bristol, has always denied being The Stig and could face the    sack if he admitted it. The first Stig, stunt driver Perry McCarthy, lost    the job after outing himself in his book <em>Flat Out, Flat Broke</em>,    published in 2002.</p>
<p>He was known as The Black Stig and always wore a black suit and helmet before    he was &#8220;killed off&#8221; during the third series in 2003. Collins has    since become The White Stig, and wears an all white helmet and suit.</p>
<p>Collins started his motorsport career in 1994, competing in Formula First and    Formula Vauxhall Junior on his way to International Formula 3.</p>
<p>He has appeared on BBC&#8217;s Top Gear as himself on various occasions to perform    some dramatic stunts.</p>
<p>The Health &amp; Safety Executive report into Hammond&#8217;s accident in September    2006 recorded that Collins had &#8220;worked closely with Top Gear as a high    performance driver and consultant&#8221; and had prepared a briefing for the    presenter.</p>
<p>Collins also recently spent three months working as a precision driver on the    latest James Bond movie The Quantum of Solace.</p>
<p>He was the double for Daniel Craig and drove the Aston Martin DBS in some of    the most challenging driving sequences.</p>
<p>Collins said of the experience: &#8220;It was a bit like a dream come true to    work on a Bond film. On the first day filming I had to pinch myself as I was    sitting there in Bond&#8217;s pin stripe suit with an Omega Watch. I felt totally    at home in the Aston Martin DBS, which is just an awesome car and it was a    lot of fun hammering it around the Alps.</p>
<p>&#8220;There were sheer drops of a thousand feet on some of the roads we using.    I think a highlight was sliding the DBS up the mountain road between two    giant rocks, then onto the pass with nothing but a hand rail to stop the car    falling off a cliff.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Stig&#8217;s name derives from Clarkson&#8217;s days at Repton School where, he said,    new students were always called &#8220;Stig&#8221;.</p>
<p>The identity of White Stig has not been officially revealed and is regarded as    a carefully guarded secret by the BBC.</p>
<p>However, it has not stopped people from trying to identify him and names such    as Julian Bailey, Damon Hill, Tim Schrick, and Russ Swift have all been    suggested.</p>
<p>A Top Gear spokesman said: &#8220;We never comment on speculation as to who or    what The Stig is.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Women thrilled at walk in closet. Men excited by&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2009/01/09/women-thrilled-at-walk-in-closet-men-excited-by/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>i want to go saudi</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2009/01/04/i-want-to-go-saudi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Touch my barrel</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/12/23/touch-my-barrel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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freaking funny haha
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<p>freaking funny haha</p>
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		<title>Spotlight</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/10/03/spotlight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Remember to wear your sit belt</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/09/13/remember-to-wear-your-sit-belt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Top 20 Olympic Falls</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/09/10/top-20-olympic-falls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Michael Phelps</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/09/02/michael-phelps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cockroach @ 30,000 feet!</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/08/30/cockroach-30000-feet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amazing! 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazing! </p>
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		<title>Hula Hoop training</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/08/28/hula-hoop-training/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dark in here</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/08/26/dark-in-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
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Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, &#8220;Dark in here.&#8221;
The man says, &#8220;Yes it is.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.</p>
<p>Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.</p>
<p>Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.</p>
<p>The little boy says, &#8220;Dark in here.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man says, &#8220;Yes it is.&#8221;</p>
<p>Boy- &#8220;I have a baseball.&#8221;</p>
<p>Man- &#8220;That&#8217;s nice.&#8221;</p>
<p>Boy- &#8220;Want to buy it?&#8221;</p>
<p>Man- &#8220;No, thanks.&#8221;</p>
<p>Boy- &#8220;My dad&#8217;s outside.&#8221;</p>
<p>Man- &#8220;OK, how much?&#8221;</p>
<p>Boy- &#8220;$250.&#8221;</p>
<p>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom&#8217;s lover are in the closet together.</p>
<p>Boy- &#8220;Dark in here.&#8221;</p>
<p>Man- &#8220;Yes, it is.&#8221;</p>
<p>Boy- &#8220;I have a baseball glove.&#8221;</p>
<p>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, &#8220;How much?&#8221;</p>
<p>Boy- &#8220;$750.&#8221;</p>
<p>Man- &#8220;Fine.&#8221;</p>
<p>A few days later, the father says to the boy, &#8220;Grab your glove. Let&#8217;s go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.&#8221;</p>
<p>The boy says, &#8220;I can&#8217;t. I sold them.&#8221;</p>
<p>The father asks, &#8220;How much did you sell them for?&#8221;</p>
<p>The son says &#8220;$1,000.&#8221;</p>
<p>The father says, &#8220;That&#8217;s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I&#8217;m going to take you to church and make you confess.&#8221;</p>
<p>They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.</p>
<p>The boy says, &#8220;Dark in here.&#8221;</p>
<p>The priest says, &#8220;Don&#8217;t start that shit again.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>How to sign up to be an olympics swimmer?</title>
		<link>http://www.alexlab.com/2008/08/22/how-to-sign-up-to-be-an-olympics-swimmer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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