damn hilarious… worth the watch you football fans

Duncan Castles
Sunday September 23, 2007
The Observer

Jose Mourinho’s relationship with John Terry has broken down completely over the Chelsea and England captain’s central role in his departure from Stamford Bridge last week.

The Champions League-winning coach was replaced on Thursday by Avram Grant, a former Israel national team coach with no experience of club management outside his own country. According to many Chelsea sources, Grant will defer on football matters to owner Roman Abramovich, who has already started to take a hands-on role with the first team.

Mourinho holds Terry responsible for charges levelled by Chelsea’s board of directors that he had lost the support of his playing staff after Tuesday’s Champions League draw with Rosenborg - a match that was followed by club owner Roman Abramovich lecturing a senior professional on his on-field tactics behind Mourinho’s back.

Half an hour before the Group B fixture, claims a dressing-room source, Terry told one of Mourinho’s assistant coaches that he had ‘things on my mind’. Only the intervention of a team-mate put him in the right state of mind to take part in the pre-match warm-up, for which Terry arrived late.

Midway through the first half Rosenborg scored, after Miika Koppinen beat Terry at a set piece. When Mourinho then directly criticised the centre back’s defending at half time, Terry refused to accept responsibility for the goal or even to respond to his manager.

Earlier on Tuesday, Terry had been informed that Mourinho had gone to the club’s medical department to ask whether there was any physical reason for the player’s sub-standard performances in matches this season. Mourinho hoped to find an explanation for a significant decline in Terry’s play following an operation to remove a disc from the defender’s spine in December.

Chelsea chief executive Peter Kenyon was made aware of the dispute and, according to the dressing-room source, presented the information to an emergency board meeting on Wednesday as evidence that the manager had lost the trust of key players. The club subsequently asked Mourinho for his resignation, which he refused to tender, but ultimately settled on dismissal by ‘mutual consent’. Later on Wednesday, Mourinho sent Terry a text message sarcastically thanking him for talking to the club’s hierarchy.

On Friday, several first-team regulars apparently took their captain to task during a 50-minute team meeting called by Terry in the aftermath of Mourinho’s dismissal. Ashley Cole, Didier Drogba and Florent Malouda are believed to have accused him of not doing enough to keep Mourinho at the club.

Terry is England’s best-paid footballer after agreeing a five-year, £131,000-a-week contract this summer. In initial negotiations he had requested a ‘limitless parity’ clause to ensure he was the club’s biggest earner for the duration of a proposed nine-year term. According to a Chelsea insider Terry also wanted - and was refused - a contractual option for him to manage the club at the end of his playing career.

As far-fetched as that request might be, Abramovich’s actions in the aftermath of the Rosenborg draw were equally bizarre. In front of the entire Chelsea team, but while Mourinho was occupied with press conference duties, the Russian billionaire decided to hand out an impromptu tactics lesson to Michael Essien.

Employing striker Andriy Shevchenko as translator, he instructed midfielder Essien, player of the year last season, to hit passes wide rather than through central areas where the Norwegians had compressed play. Abramovich is expected to take an increasingly hands-on role in the team following the appointment of Grant to replace Mourinho and, according to several sources, will effectively select the side. In a press conference on Friday, Grant insisted he would not tolerate interference but declined to respond when asked who was the most important individual at Chelsea. ‘Look, the owner gives the financial support,’ Grant said. ‘I’m not going to make remarks.’

The 52-year-old is already the subject of significant discontent among a first-team squad predominantly still loyal to Mourinho. Grant, though, is confident he will bring not only more silverware to Chelsea but a more attractive brand of football and said on Friday that he had no problems with the playing staff. ‘There’s a very good relationship with the players,’ he said. ‘I like their attitude, how they want to win all the time, even if the last result wasn’t like that, but the relationship is good.’

Grant’s first match comes at Old Trafford this afternoon, but he did not work yesterday for religious reasons. He must also wait for his Israeli coaching qualifications to be cleared by Uefa before he can be formally approved as a top-flight manager. Chelsea insist the process will be trouble-free.

Though Grant claimed that he had no ‘plan to be the manager’ until the appointment came about, he had begun requesting clearance from Uefa a fortnight ago.

According to Kenyon, the ‘first-team coach’ will be involved in all key areas of transfers and team building. He said: ‘We are not embarking on the arbitrary buying of players and telling the coach to play them. Avram will be absolutely involved, responsible for picking the team and responsible for the results.’

Kenyon denied that Terry - who declined to comment last night - played any part in Mourinho’s departure: ‘There is absolutely nothing in stories that the dressing room has been lost. In particular there is no truth in any rumours that a bust-up with one or several of our players led to him leaving the club.’

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News…2175101,00.html

9 year old soccer prodigy Rhain Davis signs for Man Utd after grandfather sent a DVD video of the wonderkid to them.

can liverpool keep up with Chelsea? from soccernet

Liverpool have agreed to an offer from American tycoons George Gillett and Tom Hicks to buy the club.

A statement was made to the Stock Exchange stating they have agreed the terms ‘of a recommended cash offer’ to be made by Kop Football Limited, the American pair’s bid vehicle. The statement read: ‘The offer is £5,000 in cash for each Liverpool Share, valuing the issued share capital of Liverpool at approximately £174.1million. ‘Together with the £44.8million of net debt in the club as at December 31 2006, this represents an enterprise value for Liverpool of £218.9 million.’

Drogba & Ballack Freekick blunder

Pennant’s dipping volley

Kuyt’s goal

not forgeting Liverpool beat Chelsea 2-0 and Arsenal won Manure 2-1!!!

My Picks
Italy +1/4 ball.
Total Goal 1 3/4 OVER.

i hope italy don’t kelong.. i’m quite confident Germany will concede. i sms-ed klose not to score for today.. promised to treat him macdonalds…

Results
Italy WON
Total Goal LOST

i was right! Germany did concede goals! but too bad, it came too late during extra time. and know i owe klose macdonalds…

Cisse, 24, will be loaned to Marseille in October after recovering from the broken leg which ruled him out of the World Cup.

And Cisse does not expect to be back at Liverpool while Benitez has any say in the matter.

“It was a big surprise to me when I got a phone call from Benitez saying I should leave,” Cisse told the News of the World.

“He told me bluntly: ‘There’s no room for you here.’ I was so upset because I don’t want to leave Anfield.

“After that conversation, I have no alternative but to try to find another club at least for now.

“So I have agreed to go to Marseille in October when I am fit again, but only on loan.

“I want the Liverpool fans to know the truth. They have made me so welcome and been very supportive.

“I want them to know it is not my choice to leave Liverpool.”

taken from teamtalk, and i still don’t get it. first Baros, now Cisse?

My Picks
Germany LEVEL
Italy give 1 ball

Germany are host so match might kelong.. it’s too early for the host to exit at quarter finals.. And ukraine is way overated, Shevchenko is not superman…

Results
Germany DRAW
Italy WON

My Pick
Italy Give 1 ball.

direct translation, Italy means one big ball. and i’m giving it.

Results
Italy DRAW

the last 16 are harder then i thought.. anyways,

My Picks
England put 1 ball
Portugal LEVEL

i choose Portugal because my rates for taking portugal LEVEL was win full/lose 72. basically it means i bet $100, if i win i get the full amount. If i lose, i only lose $72. where did i get such good rates from? my dad’s bookie… damn he is good..

and ecuador is over rated.. don’t be fooled by them.. captain gerrard will be there..

RESULTS
England DRAW
Portgual WON

ok, time to jackpot..

My Picks
Switzerland eat 1 1/4 Goal
Spain put 1 1/4 Goal

Good luck.

Results
Switzerland WON
Spain WON

luckily i got back home in time before kick off.. and i’m rushing out to play snooker…

My Picks
Iran eat 1 1/2 Goal *low confident, hoping Iran will perform.
Czech give 1 Goal
Italy give 1 Goal

hoping Czech and Italy to win to secure last 16th places, and hoping they will score more then a goal each. Good Luck!

RESULT
Iran LOST
CZECH LOST
ITALY LOST

First claypot so far.. let’s not forget it’s not an easy feat to get choose the wrong 3 teams in one single night… fuck! for Italy match, the odds went crazy last minute and to give one ball only wins you 1.60+ . I will never put my money on odds less then 1.75, considering it’s a 50% chance of losing unless i have the odds to lose less.

So i went to play BIG for the Italy match instead, taking OVER and the odds was 2 1/4. i lost half. My side had $600 bets on czech, and my friend 2k+. A lot of people died tonight.. The heavy boat sunk.